Sex chat up lines
Introduce yourself first, then ask their name and remember it. Try to ask open questions and listen to their answers. OK, so they may not actually work, but chat-up lines are funny.The words ‘babe’ and ‘darling’ are banned from your vocabulary. The more you listen, the easier it is to keep the conversation flowing. I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe, are you an elevator? "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I heard your grades are bad.....
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on! I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Hey do you have an inhaler? I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.